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Every title ever entered. One holder each, or none yet. Any of them can be yours for a price.

  1. Official Taste Tester of Other People's Fries

    Unclaimed

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  2. Most "I'll Start Eating Healthy Monday" Mondays

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  3. Most Instant Noodles Declared "Cooking"

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  4. Official Owner of Pizza

    The Registryheld at $1

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  5. CEO of Exam Season Spirituality

    Unclaimed

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  6. Most Creative Attendance Excuses

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  7. Official Owner of the Back Bench

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  8. Most Group Project Work Done by One Person (Me)

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  9. Most Lectures Recorded and Never Watched

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  10. CEO of "I'll Start Tomorrow"

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  11. World Champion of the All-Nighter

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  12. Most Assignments Submitted at 23:59

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  13. Most AI-Generated Code Claimed as Own

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  14. CEO of Dark Mode Everything

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  15. Most Side Projects Abandoned at 80%

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  16. World Champion of "Works on My Machine"

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  17. Most Commits Titled "fix"

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  18. Most Chrome Tabs Open While Crying

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  19. Longest Time Pretending to Understand Kubernetes

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  20. CEO of "Let's Circle Back"

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  21. Employee of the Month (Self-Nominated)

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  22. World's Best at Replying "Noted"

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  23. Longest Streak Pretending the WiFi Died

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  24. Most "Quick Questions" Lasting 40 Minutes

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  25. Fastest "As Per My Last Email" Ever Deployed

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  26. Most Meetings Survived That Should Have Been Emails

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  27. CEO of Looking Busy

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  28. Future Billionaire (Any Day Now)

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  29. World's Best Kisser (Citation Needed)

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  30. Certified Underrated Legend

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  31. World's Best Driver (Unverified)

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  32. Smartest Person in the Group Chat

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  33. Most Likely to Win an Argument That Never Happened

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  34. Most Photogenic From Exactly One Angle

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  35. CEO of Being Right

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  36. Main Character of Every Room

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  37. World's Most Handsome Man

    The Registryheld at $1

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  38. Most Likely to Ruin the Vibe

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  39. World's Pettiest Human

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  40. Most Dramatic Over Nothing

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  41. Least Reliable Person You Know

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  42. Biggest Walking Ick

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  43. Official Clown of the Group Chat

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  44. World's Biggest Hater

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  45. Most Delusional Person Alive

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  46. CEO of Bad Decisions

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  47. World's Biggest Idiot

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  48. Most Likely to Text the Ex

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  49. Official Ambassador of the Friend Zone

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  50. World's Worst Flirt (Certified)

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